Monday, April 11, 2022
Painted Words
Saturday, March 19, 2022
Dominicalito
Dominicalito
Dominicalito Beach is not as infinite as Baru Beach and not as hang-ten as Dominical. It doesn’t have roaring caves like Ventenas, and it certainly doesn’t have a sweeping Whale's tail.
Upon my
first visit, I ditched my flip-flops and traversed the sand, walking left until
I reached the rocky end. I looked around. Any thoughts of beach inferiority melted
away. Years later, Dominicalito is still my favorite beach in Costa Rica; it is
the beach I always visit first.
When you
reach the Marina on Dominicalito, a dramatic coast materializes. You can see
jungle hills melting into the ocean and, beyond them, hazy blue mountains.
Weathered fishing boats sit moored to the sand at low tide, but not for long.
There is a flurry of fishing activity on Dominicalito, an ongoing mission to
keep local bellies full of fish.
However,
even with all this activity, vultures still outnumber people. The ominous creatures
are always close, waiting and watching, with a sinister vibe and a stinky, foul
smell. Fish guts are a beach vulture's favorite typical plate. The ocean
cleanses the gunk away. If you walk past the vultures and boats, you'll reach a
tiered rock shelf at the end of the beach. You can navigate the rocks at low tide,
and later, select a secluded tide pool for a mid-day dip. The pools will be
shared with tiny fish. There is a magnificent dead tree lying prone at the end
of the beach, with weathered arms reaching toward the sea. Climb the trunk, and
for a moment in time, you'll be the figurehead of a ship, surveying your
kingdom. Take a breath.
At this
point, you might as well hop down and walk to the other end of the beach. Be
sure to take photos along the way. You may find an old boat abandoned on the
sand, filled with nets and anchors, set against the vast coast, or a weird
bone, leftover coconut, smooth stone, or seashell at your feet. At low tide, big
rocks dot the sand like the surface of a chocolate chip cookie, and overhead,
inaudible trails of pelicans skim the sky. If you time it right, you’ll witness
an orange orb sinking into the sea. Sunsets are beautiful in Costa Rica.
These are
the images that I remember. I live in Minnesota, a land of lakes, farms,
forests, seasons, and snow. The coldest thing on Dominicalito is the refreshing
stream that meanders over countless pebbles until it reaches the ocean. I want
to walk through life barefoot. That's why I always return to Costa Rica.
But back to
you. How many beaches have you explored? Have you walked Dominicalito yet? Take
a break, park close, throw a blanket or chair in the shade, and watch the
fishermen clean fish. Buy some pipas frias from a vendor behind the beach and
drink. Stay long enough to watch the surfers at high tide. Leave only
footprints.
A day on
Dominicalito is Pura Vida to me.
Friday, December 10, 2021
Norfolk Island Pine
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A
young girl named Sparrow crept through the quack grass until she reached the
tallest tree in her yard, a Norfolk pine with emerald limbs attached to the
tree like perfectly combed mustaches. Sparrow stopped by the tree trunk and
knocked, placing a box in front of a tiny birch bark door. She stuck out her
tongue, fiddling with the shiny red bow taped to the top. “Perfect. This gift
is for you, Mr. Elf,” she stated with conviction, rising to her feet and
rubbing her snotty nose.
Sparrow
rubbed both hands across her stomach and danced a little jig, turning and shuffling
back towards her house.
Inside
the tree, an elf the size of a stick of butter leaned a pointy ear against the small
door, opening it to peer outside. The elf watched the human girl’s pigtails
wiggle as she walked most peculiar, like a penguin. But there were no penguins in
Florida and not many elves.
As
soon as the girl slipped into her house, the elf opened the gift, finding two
walnuts the same size as his hands. Martin the elf removed his green cap and
scratched his head. His mission was to give gifts, not receive them, and he
wasn’t the kind of elf to change his life’s purpose now. Martin looked up into
the branches of the towering Norfolk, grabbed the walnuts, and touched his nose.
Poof! He was gone.
Now,
Martin was twenty feet high, sitting on a branch. “Excuse me, Ms. Bark Beetle, I’m
your neighbor Martin. Would you like my walnuts?”
“Oh,
no. Yuck,” said the beetle.
Martin
frowned, then raised his eyebrows, waving at a Mockingbird. Unfortunately, the
bird flew away. This time, Martin touched his green boot, finding himself at
the top of the tree, surveying the lush mangroves littering the bay and the
majestic royal palms scattered below. Martin wasn’t alone; a serious-looking
osprey was clinging to the precipice of the Norfolk. Martin held out his hand. “Hello,
I’m Martin the elf. Would you like these walnuts, you know, for a Christmas
gift?”
“No,”
said the osprey. The bird glowered at Martin. “I only eat fish.”
Martin
furrowed his brows and touched the soft, spongy part of his right ear lobe.
Pop! Martin found himself halfway up the tree, clinging to the bark. “Sir. Mr. Pine
Weevil, would you like these nuts?” asked Martin.
“Don’t
be silly. The nuts wouldn’t fit inside my tiny mouth,” replied the bug.
Martin
kicked at a pine needle, searching the branch for other critters. He pulled up
his shirt and touched his belly button, vanishing again. Now, Martin was out-on-a-limb,
staring into the beady eyes of a fluffy gray squirrel. Martin smiled, holding
out his sweaty hand. The squirrel inched closer, ruffling needles in his wake. “Are
those for me? Oh, thank you so much,” said the squirrel with a whisker twitch.
Martin
puffed his chest. “Merry Christmas!”
Monday, August 23, 2021
The Moon Ritual
“Manifest
with the Moon. We are water, and tonight, we will be one with the shifting
waves,” said Owletta, glancing at each flickering face, hoping the seeds she
planted on the new Moon would come to fruition. “Yemaya hears our prayer,” said Willow, pushing
her candle into the sand near her bare feet, reaching into her beach bag for
another. The
coven sat, crossed-legged in a circle, whispering unintelligible prayers to the
East wind, chanting, and beating their bare thighs like a drum. Willow swayed,
lifting her arms over her head. Across from Willow, Wren threaded her long
blond hair behind her ears, waiting for the East wind to blow away the cobwebs.
Nettle of the North stared at the irregular star, etched into the sand between
them, beating her thighs harder and jiggling her loose flesh like Gelatin. Across
the circle, Owletta closed her black eyes, praying to Yemaya, Goddess of the
ocean, water, and tides. After
several minutes the coven stood, breaking from the circle, collecting the
water-filled mason jars, unscrewing the caps. Each Witch placed a jar in a
corresponding corner of the sand-drawn star: North, East, South, and West. The
moon water waited under a darkening sky. Again,
the coven formed a circle, staring at the horizon painted with a thin strip of
orange. The rise of the Moon was nigh. “Wren,
your vanilla-scented candle smells cheap, like toast,” scolded Nettle. Giggles
erupted. “Someone’s coming!” said Willow. The
coven giggled louder, rushing to hide amongst the cemetery of gnarly driftwood,
covering themselves with beach towels and goose-pimpled arms. “Bare skin is a
Witches’ Sunday best,” said Nettle in a low voice. The
coven hid, listening to the waves until the silhouettes of two mysterious
beachgoers disappeared into the night. The group took their places on the
ground again, tipping the towels from their shoulders, looking to the horizon. They
waited. “Should
we disperse our intentions?” asked Wren. Owletta
withdrew a tiny seashell from beneath her bare butt, throwing it towards the
shore. “Yes,” she said. The
coven ransacked their beach bags, pulling handfuls of bay leaves from within. Willow
came away with a single leaf, kneeling near a candle, reading the tiny message
she had scribbled on the leaf in pencil. Willow kissed the leaf and stood, running
towards the waves; the rest of the coven followed. Warm water washed over their
feet, splashing eight legs with salty kisses. The women threw the bay leaves
into the waters of Botany Bay. Simultaneously, a Full Moon crested over the
horizon like the eye of a cyclops. “Look!” shouted Wren. The
coven stared, watching the disc rise, a ribbon of white flowing over the water
like a coil of rope. Owletta wished she could pull it into her body, harnessing
all the power of Yemaya. Owletta’s dreams for the coven felt as deep as the
ocean. The Moon symbolizes my inner world, and what happens in the dark
stays in the dark. She thought with a smile. |
Monday, April 5, 2021
The Hemingway House: Chapter Two
I love this photo of Ernest Hemingway’s office, taken through a wrought-iron doorway. It reminds me of my twisted travels to publication: I'm still an outsider, locked out but trying to find the right key to entry. I hope to pass through after I pay my dues.
I have a new literary gambit: Grammarly. I forked over a bit of dough for a huge reward. Now, I have an editor in my corner of the ring, working hard to eliminate my novels' errors before the bell tolls. Still, you may read future posts and say, "Sharon said she is using Grammarly and look at all these faux-paws!"
Do you see what I did there? (I had to insert paws somewhere in a Hemingway post) Most likely, I won't be using Grammarly for my blog posts. So, they will still be full of the predictable grammatical errors you've come to expect. (It doesn't help that blogger spell check hasn't been working on my computer)
Before my pilgrimage to
the Hemingway House, I read The Old Man and the Sea. I was
swept away, thinking about the story long after the last page. Follow my
paws for the inside scoop...
Wednesday, December 23, 2020
The Feather
500 words. 55 hours. Go!
This month’s criteria:
- Your story must include a GIFT of some kind.
- Your story’s first sentence must contain only THREE words.
- You must use the following words somewhere in your story: PALM, MATCH, ROSE
I love gifts. My mother tried to hide them every Christmas. I always found them. I was like a truffle-hunting pig, rooting them from locked suitcases and dusty cupboards, foraging for them in attics and R.V.’s, basements, and bins. The garage. “Open your palm,” said my husband.
I appraised my husband’s smile, extending my fingers and squeezing my eyelids. I envisioned the Hope Diamond. I figured the gift might be heavy, like a gold bar or antique Russian nesting doll, so I clenched my muscles. I felt a tickle. “Okay. You can open your eyes,” he said.
It was a red feather. My husband had done this before with a strip of red licorice, a pretty rock or seashell, a chocolate kiss. But it’s almost Christmas. I furrowed my brows. “That’s not funny,” I said.
That night I felt a hand on my shoulder. I pretended to be asleep.
I noticed the red feather the following day; it was in the utensil drawer. I grabbed a knife and slammed the drawer shut. I plundered the butter and jam from the fridge, noticing a bowl of dirt—or sand beside the milk. My husband entered the kitchen with bare feet. I could hear his sticky footsteps on the tile. He yawned in that annoying way he does, like a tired dog, and hugged me from behind. I didn’t say anything about the fridge.
On Christmas Eve, I wrapped my husband’s presents and placed them under the tree: a goofy tie with clowns that I found on Etsy, some matches from our favorite restaurant, and a rose-scented candle for the bathroom. The real gift was a book from his Goodreads. I also wrapped a piece of charcoal in some newspaper and placed it in his stocking, just in case I received more feathers.
There was only one gift under the tree for me. I frowned and stood, adjusting a few ornaments that were hanging backward. I noticed a tacky plastic palm frond projecting from the middle branches. Usually, I would laugh. But the lack of gifts made me feel gloomy. I left the room.
After a candlelight dinner, we opened gifts. I glanced at the stockings, then handed my husband his packages. He opened them and laughed, wrapping the tie around his head. I eyeballed my single package, then the stockings. “Your turn,” he said.
I grabbed the gift that my husband had wrapped with green foil. A red feather waved from the top instead of a bow. My stomach constricted. My heart fluttered, hoping it would be better than expected. I tore the foil away and ripped off the tape; the box was an obvious re-gift, last year’s amazon prime. I opened the flaps, burrowing into the tissue paper. I discovered an empty coconut and a photo of a Scarlet Macaw.
“We’re going to Costa Rica!” he exclaimed.
I ran to the fireplace, tearing the stockings from the mantel. I threw my husband’s stocking into the fire.
Thursday, April 30, 2020
You're stuck at home. Why not write a poem?

P.S. The Star published the poems on May 2nd. They were hilarious. The paper received 4,000 submissions. Holy cow! I didn't make the cut.
















