Monday, April 17, 2023

My Doppelganger is Revealed!

I doubt you’ve googled me, but if you have, chances are you've found my nemesis: Sharon Blythe Wagner, author of several Nancy Drew mysteries, popular horse books, gothic romance, and other miscellaneous young adult titles. How can I compete with such prolific publication? The other Sharon is one of the reasons I put supernatural in my title. Someday, I hope to outrank her unless a potential upstart comes along to supersede me. If this happens, I hope my new doppelganger writes nonfiction titles like How to Train Your House Centipede or 365-Day Colon Cleanse. The centipede book might have legs! 😊

Several years ago, I received my first fan letter. For a millisecond, I basked in unexpected fame and glory. I did illustrate several children’s books, and that’s worthy, right? Alas, no. The young fan loved my horse books, and I haven’t written or illustrated any horse books. You guessed it: Sharon Blythe Wagner. Damn!

But things aren’t all bad because you can check out my first author interview on writer Joie Lesin’s blog. She’s the author of The Passenger, a paranormal romance set in the California wine country that’s tasty and sweet. Look to my link party below for transportation. Thanks, Joie! She also won a Conspiracy Theory board game by being the first person to help promote my book online or on social media. You can win, too!

I plan to market my butt off. So, maybe I’ll receive a real fan letter someday. And speaking of butts, since my book cover depicts images of toilet paper and underwear, I picked the following quote to wrap things up.

 “I receive underwear - some clean, some not. No joke. My assistant who helps me with my fan mail constantly threatens to quit because of what we get sent.” Alex O'Loughlin

Look for my next newsletter on Monday, May 22. Be sure to mark it as not spam!

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